Friends

Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it. Joey: I’m tellin’ you Ross, she wants you. Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same Read more…

Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off Read more…

Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie. Chandler: No-no-no-no, we’re done. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Monica Read more…

Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand. Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday’s daily news? Monica: Why? Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don’t look now, but behind us Read more…

Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Ross is entering. Ross: Guys? There’s a somebody I’d like you to meet. (A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.) All: Oooh! Monica: W-wait. What is that? Ross: ‘That’ would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? Monica: No, no, I don’t. Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Read more…

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry. Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven’t worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary? Terry: An advance? Rachel: It’s so that I Read more…

Scene: Chandler’s Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters. Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how’s it going? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights… does it get better than this? Shelley: Question. You’re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler: Ah, Read more…

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd. Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh… Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. (applause) Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly Read more…

Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey’s to start. Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there’s Joey’s picture! This is so exciting! Chandler: You can always spot someone who’s never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, Read more…