Season 01

01-17: Two Parts, Part 2

Scene: An Emergency Room, Rachel and Monica enter. Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support. Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she’s heard it all before.) Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend Read more…

Season 01

01-16: Two Parts, part 1

Scene: Rift’s Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there. Chandler: This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you’d be looking like a ham right about now. (Ursula Buffay, Phoebe’s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in Read more…

Season 01

01-15: the Stoned Guy

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks. Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.) Joey: Thank you. Rachel: (to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.) Ross: Grazie. Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.) Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices Read more…

Season 01

01-14: The Candy Hearts

Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it. Joey: I’m tellin’ you Ross, she wants you. Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same Read more…

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01-13: The Boobies

Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off Read more…

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01-12: The Dozen Lasagnas

Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie. Chandler: No-no-no-no, we’re done. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Monica Read more…

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01-11: Mrs. Bing

Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand. Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday’s daily news? Monica: Why? Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don’t look now, but behind us Read more…

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01-10: The Monkey

Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Ross is entering. Ross: Guys? There’s a somebody I’d like you to meet. (A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.) All: Oooh! Monica: W-wait. What is that? Ross: ‘That’ would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? Monica: No, no, I don’t. Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Read more…

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01-09: Underdog Gets Away

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry. Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven’t worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary? Terry: An advance? Rachel: It’s so that I Read more…

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01-08: Nana Dies Twice

Scene: Chandler’s Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters. Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how’s it going? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights… does it get better than this? Shelley: Question. You’re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler: Ah, Read more…