Season 01

01-12: The Dozen Lasagnas

Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie. Chandler: No-no-no-no, we’re done. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Monica Read more…

Season 01

01-11: Mrs. Bing

Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand. Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday’s daily news? Monica: Why? Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don’t look now, but behind us Read more…

Season 01

01-10: The Monkey

Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Ross is entering. Ross: Guys? There’s a somebody I’d like you to meet. (A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.) All: Oooh! Monica: W-wait. What is that? Ross: ‘That’ would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? Monica: No, no, I don’t. Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Read more…

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01-09: Underdog Gets Away

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry. Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven’t worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary? Terry: An advance? Rachel: It’s so that I Read more…

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01-08: Nana Dies Twice

Scene: Chandler’s Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters. Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how’s it going? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights… does it get better than this? Shelley: Question. You’re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler: Ah, Read more…

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01-07: The Blackout

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd. Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh… Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. (applause) Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly Read more…

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01-06: The Butt

Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey’s to start. Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there’s Joey’s picture! This is so exciting! Chandler: You can always spot someone who’s never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, Read more…

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01-04: George Stephanopoulos

Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey. Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest…And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if Read more…

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01-03: The Thumb

Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there. Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how’d it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said ‘We should do this again!’ All: Ohh. Ouch. Rachel: What? He said ‘we should Read more…