Season 01

01-07: The Blackout

Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd. Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh… Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. (applause) Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly Read more…

Season 01

01-06: The Butt

Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey’s to start. Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there’s Joey’s picture! This is so exciting! Chandler: You can always spot someone who’s never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, Read more…

Season 01

01-04: George Stephanopoulos

Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey. Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest…And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if Read more…

Season 01

01-03: The Thumb

Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there. Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how’d it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said ‘We should do this again!’ All: Ohh. Ouch. Rachel: What? He said ‘we should Read more…

Season 01

01-02: The Sonogram At the End

Scene: Central Perk, everyone’s there. Monica: What you guys don’t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!…….Y’serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is Read more…

Season 01

01-01: Monica Gets a New Roommate

Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there. Monica: There’s nothing to tell! He’s just some guy I work with! Joey: C’mon, you’re going out with the guy! There’s gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They Read more…